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Joke of the Day
"If emotional scars were visible, strip clubs would go out of business very quickly."
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"You're hiking. Smokey the Bear appears smoking a cigar. He nods, flicks it into a pile of leaves and smiles, ""No one will ever believe you."""
"#wordsofwisdom If it says, 'Do not try this at home' - go and visit a friend."
"Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river? Tequila."
"I've started handing out guns to large men at gay clubs. Just exercising my right to arm bears."
"If life gives you lemons, you migth be lysdexic"
"What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Taking her out of the wheelchair and putting her into bed."
"Why are women so afraid of looking stupid? Because they don't want the world to know!"
"Where is this joke from. I heard he's so tough/,badass that he killed 2 guys with 1 bullet... no gun."
"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the fuck out of the dogs."