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Joke of the Day

"Where is this joke from. I heard he's so tough/,badass that he killed 2 guys with 1 bullet... no gun."

"I got tired jogging in front of the car So I ran behind it, but soon became exhausted."

"Two Italians are arguing They just keep saying ""You wanna pizza me?!"""

"What did MC Hammer name his son? Arman."

"How do you know your S&M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number."

"*im watching a babe on a trampoline when her boob pops out* ""whoah"" *her other boob pops out* ""WHOAH"" *a third boobs pops out* ""WHOOOAAHHHH"""

"Went out for a jog today Thought I heard someone clapping for me. Turns out it was just my fat thighs."

"I think Facebook is ruining my life. I'm going to log off and I'm not coming back...for at LEAST an hour!"

"On your first day in jail, when they ask you what you're in there for, say ""the food"" so all the other prisoners know you're a loose cannon."

"What idiot decided to call it chewing tobacco instead of chewbacca?"