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Joke of the Day
"If life gives you lemons, you migth be lysdexic"
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"What do you call a gay geologist? Substrate."
"My superpower is turning food and drink into larger pants."
"What do you call a group of 8 hobbits? a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke"
"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and.... ....I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore."
"This guy just scrolls through his Facebook page... And then he notices that ""Steve (Minecraft) has blocked you."""
"What do you call the useless skin around the vagina? The woman."
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me... ...to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."
"YOU EVER SHIT SOOO GOOD YOU CUM? AND GET ALL LIGHT HEADED AND SHIT? -UNCLE SAM T."
"chuck norris's daughter had her virginity stolen:chuck norris stole it back"