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Joke of the Day
"I've started handing out guns to large men at gay clubs. Just exercising my right to arm bears."
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"I just emptied a caprisun into a glass and added vodka so that's where i'm at in life."
"Life without you is like FACEBOOK without friends, YOUTUBE without videos and GOOGLE with no results..."
"Trying to think of a good chemistry pun But all the good ones argon"
"What do you call a pizza chef on an airplane? A flying saucer."
"Why did the condom fly across the room? He was pissed off!"
"What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray? A box of crayons."
"What's the only day Asian people can have sex?? Election day"
"My mother + my father condom = MOST AWESOME PERSON ALIVE!"
"What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise? The captains log"