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Joke of the Day

"Hello everyone, welcome back to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous... I gotta say I'm pretty disappointed because I'm seeing a lot of new faces here tonight..."

"My friend told me to let loose and be reckless today so I walked really fast with a bowl full of hot soup."

"What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument? Two-Baaas."

"I dented my Ford Focus and now it's blurry."

"Farting is your ass referring to itself in the turd person."

"What do we want?! A cure for Tourette's!! When do we want it?! Cunt!"

"Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name? Because if he didn't, he'd be called Ewar Woowar."

"what do you call a gathering of nuns a convent-tion"

"Bear boss: I need to see you two in my office right away. *I see my coworker is nervous* Me: Relax, how bad can it be. Salmon: Shut. Up."

"So my friend said to ex girlfriend ""Please dont throw me under the bus"" I replied "" Ya thats right throw her under the subway"""