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Joke of the Day
"What do we want?! A cure for Tourette's!! When do we want it?! Cunt!"
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"Young guy goes in for his annual physical Doctor says: You have to stop masturbating Young man: What?! Why?? Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you!"
"You know who else has a naughty list? HR"
"Why chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."
"let us remember today the most important immigrant refugee in all of history. that's right i'm talking about waldo from where's waldo"
"*cats pull on masks* This is the ultimate heist. Let's get those jewels. *cats immediately set off alarm trying to attack the laser beams*"
"I'm at my most vulnerable when I'm trying to spell Chrysanthemum"
"Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. "
"10 years ago parents were like ""be careful what you put on the web"" and we were all ""lol. old people."" now none of us can ever be President."
"What do you call a group of hookers? A whorde."