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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?! Years?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"Did you hear about the man who spent his whole life trying to perfect cloning technology? When it finally happened, he was beside himself."

"Fetty Wapp was fired from 3 cashier jobs before turning to rap music No matter what items were scanned through, the total always came up to $17.38"

"A drivers license is basically just a selfie with way too much info."

"Best joke ever Why is the orange Rolling down the road? Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:"

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately the study was conducted by Bill Cosby."

"""There are plenty more fish in the sea."" Terrible way to console a recently-dumped environmentalist who knows overfishing means otherwise."

"What is the deal with airplane food? Seriously, I'm trying to feed this thing and I don't know what airplanes eat."

"Don't be easy to get because you'll be easy to forget."

"There's a lot of lame holocaust jokes on this thread... Anne frankly, I'm getting sick and tired of them."