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Joke of the Day

"Best joke ever Why is the orange Rolling down the road? Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:"

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"Whoever invented the knock knock joke.. Should get a no-bell prize"
"What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot? A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball."
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"I like my women how I like my lightbulbs... ...not too bright, easy to turn on, and hanging in my basement by a wire."
"I bet Batman wears Liam Neeson underwear."