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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at-large!"
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"Why is it hard to sleep at night and easy during day"
"I ripped my pants and had to sew them back up. Britches love stitches."
"Let's count to 10.000"
"How do Mexican dogs say ""hello"" when in Japan? Konnichihuahua"
"What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association"
"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? If she has to chew before she swallows."
"I've been married a long time, but I bet first dates are still the same. Lots of awkward arguments about Reaganomics."
"ELMO WANT BIG HUG!!! ELMO WANT KIDS TO KNOW THAT JET FUEL COULDN'T POSSIBLY MELT STRUCTURAL STEEL"
"What's a cats favourite dictator? Chairman Maow"