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Joke of the Day

"SO SPEAKETH THE OUIJA BOARD, ""N E W N U M B E R W H O I S T H I S"""

"If had a feminine side I would try and fcuk it."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you."

"What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college? A Graduated cylinder."

"Check out this article: The"

"We need to get into the fertilizer industry... I hear business is booming."

"A husband and wife go out to eat And the waitress asks ""would you like any condiments?"" They simultaneously reply ""no thanks, we're married"""

"Two people have been killed and another seriously injured in a knife attack at an Ikea store in Sweden. Police are currently at the crime scene trying to piece the evidence together."

"New Knock-Knock joke? Child: Knock Knock Grandmother: Who's there? Child: [Insert Name] Grandmother: [Insert Name] who? Child: Oh no! You have Alzheimer's! Yes? No?"

"Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't."