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Joke of the Day
"Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't."
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"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then I saw her arguing with him about money. Now I see Santa drinking by himself."
"What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish? A Si-gull"
"Did you hear the Prince died in his recording studio? There was some dead air."
"(x-post from /r/lotr) How many Nazgul does it take to kill a hobbit? Ten."
"P is for psychic.... Pumpkin squash!!"
"A mexican and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? A cop"
"Christmas shopping can be so frustrating. Why don't they sell frankincense at the same stores they sell the myrrh?"
"How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table? He says, ""Gourmet I be excused?"""
"What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones because they have two left feet."