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Joke of the Day
"Where do cousins come from? Aunt holes"
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"I prefer masturbating with coconut oil as opposed to lotion It just cums naturally."
"Holocaust joke best joke A jew is disobeing order in a work camp. SS officer comes to him showing 2 soap bars in the hand: ""This is your mother and this your father"""
"""You're not the Bruce Springsteen of me!"" - Angry employee from New Jersey"
"He who laughs last is probably just really high."
"Decided to announce that I'm gay today after being relieved of my constipation. It felt so good coming out."
"How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, while the rest were kung fu fighting"
"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? Why do you need electric light when you have a glass ceiling?"
"What's an incestuous mother's favourite drink? Sonny-D"
"Mickey Mouse ""Doc, my knees hurt!"" Doctor: Which knee? Mickey: Disney"