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Joke of the Day
"Where does a Muslim learn to swim? Inshallah water."
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"*leaves the kids w/ a new babysitter *calls to check on the sitter"
"Billy Joel was hospitalized last week. He had a heart attack ack ack ack ack ack. You oughtta know by now."
"My wife has everything I could ever want in a woman: Low standards."
"What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining? ""BAAAHH RAIN!"""
"What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host."
"Lesbians favourite vegetable? Okra Edit: For the people who don't get it [Okra, also known as ladies' fingers](#s)"
"[job interview] ""Under skill it says nicknames?"" ""You know it Sex Dragon."" ""Sex Dragon wants to know when you can start?"""
"How many illegals will it take to build Trump's wall? Too many to document."
"*texts son ""dont say me"" as wife heads to his bedroom* wife to son: why did you put next years date on your science paper about time travel?"