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Joke of the Day

"Are anti-jokes still funny? Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead"

"What does spinach and buttsex have in common ? No matter how it's done, kids don't like it"

"I went to see Walt Disney on ice It was a bit disappointing, just an old bloke in a freezer."

"Can you get HIV off a toilete seat? Only if it's already in use"

"My waxer just cancelled. So I'm making the best of a bad situation and riding around on top of minivans, Teen Wolf style."

"What does Gordon Ramsay say when he gets a rash? IT'S FUCKING RAW!"

"Heard this one in history class. North Korea threatened to bomb the US and France immediately surrendered."

"Answer to the seagulls riddle. To beat the Portuguese (it's a New Bedord/Falmouth/Vineyard joke)."

"What country uses the most foul language? Turkey"

"what did the zero say to the eight? nice belt"