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Joke of the Day

"What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's? Oh na na, what's my name?"

"Why is Islam called the religion of peace? After you leave the religion, you rest in peace."

"How can you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber Ask them to pronounce 'Unionized'"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the Fresh Prince."

"What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos"

"I'm opening a store that specializes in selling automatic weapons. It's called Bloodbath & Beyond"

"My girlfriend got her car smogged, and suddenly I wondered about Middle-earth; Do Hobbits ever need to Smaug their cars?"

"If a man strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other. Then, having shown yourself impregnable to cheek attack, beat the crap out of him."

"I Got Ebola :D Ebola icecream!"

"Did you hear about those new anti-gravity cars? They really drive me up a wall!"