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Joke of the Day

"Accidentally walked into the men's room so I just went ahead and used the urinal so it wouldn't be awkward for anyone."

"She called me ugly I called her an ambulance"

"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. Not a great gift I know, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it."

"What do call a whore in Alaska? An eskihoe"

"What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal? Not being in the Paralympics"

"How does every racist joke begin? With a look over the shoulder."

"Please stop telling me how long your baby is in inches. I need something more visually relatable. Oh, your baby was 3.5 hot dogs long? Cool."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised as youth. Jewish women won't touch anything that's not at least 10% off."

"Is it hard to spot a cheetah? No, they come that way."

"Why did the cow get a divorce? Because she couldn't take her husbands bullshit."