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Joke of the Day

"You can tell a movie is going to be funny if one is the characters is shrugging in the poster. Because shrugging people will do anything!"

"What do fat people wipe their butts with? Toilet paper."

"If one is an expert at tying knots, one does knot simply."

"I can still party like I'm 22. Too bad I recover like I'm 82."

"A chinese couple had a black baby They named it ""Sum Ting Wong""."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"2 fish were in a tank, what did one of them say to the other? How do I drive this thing?"

"[bedroom] Her: omg don't stop Me: what was that? Her: *sighs* Simon says don't stop"

"What did you think of our website? A little bit tacky."

"Not to mention trempe If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine."