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Joke of the Day

"I'm supposed to be afraid of you because you are a twitter badass? What are you going to do, caps lock me?"

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"Ugh, I can't believe our coexist bumper stickers aren't working."
"You heard about the guy who stole that calendar right? he got 12 months ...I'll see myself out"
"What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!"
"What does Donald Trump's hair get at the end of each day? [removed]"
"A furniture-maker got caught by his wife coming in at 4am ""Damn it, Jesse! I will not let you ruin our marriage over one night stand!"""
"Just saw an Italian guy from New Jersey in an Ed Hardy hat reading a book! Ha, just kidding. He was raping."
"What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter? Isisicles"
"A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi are on a sinking ship. The pastor yells ""Save the children!"" The rabbi replies ""Pft, fuck the children!"" The priest says ""Do you think we have time?"""
"I'm thinking of writing a Mystery novel... or am I?"
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