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Joke of the Day
"Good news for insomniacs! Only one more sleep until Christmas!"
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"Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading."
"Hating everything saves countless hours of decision making"
"A German joke... ...is no laughing matter"
"You hear of the movie about a girl's struggle during her time of the month? It won the award for the best period drama"
"Frenchman in a hotel. A french man calls the room service and asks for some ""pepper"". ""Well ... would you like some white pepper or black pepper?"" asks the receptionist. ""Toilet pepper."""
"I was in a taxi when the driver said.. I was in a taxi when the driver said""I love my job! I'm my own boss and nobody tells me what to do!"". I said ""Great. Now take a left here!"""
"My 7 yr. old thought it would be really funny to hold up a sign in the back window of the car that said ""HELP ME!"". It was not."
"If a feminist has 15 cupcakes And she eats 13 of them, why is she wearing leggins?"
"Do you want to hear a racist joke? Donald Trump"