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Joke of the Day

"I was in a taxi when the driver said.. I was in a taxi when the driver said""I love my job! I'm my own boss and nobody tells me what to do!"". I said ""Great. Now take a left here!"""

"The Zen Master ordered a hotdog and said..... I want one with everything"

"What's the worse part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair"

"Islamophobia is a lot like acrophobia ... understandable to an extent."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"How can you tell if Asians are good at sex ? Because out of 6 randomly chosen people, 3 will be Asians."

"Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election? All their supporters are home with sick kids"

"Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth"

"Is it just my nipples or is it cold outside. They're hard as rock. EDIT: They're"

"What is a Honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone."