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Joke of the Day

"Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading."

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"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: I have married the crab. Day 3: I have eaten my wife."
"What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it? Honshu!"
"What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel."
"So I was catching up with Pacquiao and Mayweather the other day.. Mayweather turns to me and says ""Boxer? I barely know her!"""
"Turns out exposing yourself to different cultures just gets you arrested in multiple countries."
"When the first jackhammer was invented... ...it was a groundbreaking innovation!"
"Butts Do not like lies."
"[after putting a fake mustache on an elephant] FRIEND: You seen my elephant? ME: no FRIEND: [eyeing elephant] Maybe this fine gentleman has"
"What starts with ""E"" and has only one letter in it? Envelope!"
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