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Joke of the Day

"Frenchman in a hotel. A french man calls the room service and asks for some ""pepper"". ""Well ... would you like some white pepper or black pepper?"" asks the receptionist. ""Toilet pepper."""

"Did you hear about corduroy pillows??? They're making headlines!"

"Today, I was thinking about the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold'. Then I considered 'revenge is sweet'. I've come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream."

"Tower: Hawk 20 is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ Sir. It's only the same pilot."

"A man was killed with a starter pistol today Police think it might have been race related."

"What is the best way to get called a ,""genius?"" ...by losing a billion dollars in business."

"I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account... ...so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times. I've got 3 followers so far, but I think 2 are cops."

"You hate it ""No I just didn't think we'd spend our anniversary here"" *pssss* ""What was that?!"" The bouncy castle is deflating"

"I wanted to bake you a bundt... but I was stopped by anti-caking agents."

"Who says you can't make someone love you? I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ."