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Joke of the Day

"Doc, I swallowed a chicken bone. ""Are you choking?"" ""No I'm serious!"""

"What do you call a chat site for terrorists? Allahu Chatbar."

"Mom: So, do you have someone special in your life? Me: Define ""someone"" Mom: You know, a boyfriend. Me: Define ""boyfriend"""

"What's Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1"

"Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected. That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women."

"If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it... A hipster bought the soundtrack."

"Boss: I've been told one of you is just a robot car in disguise *everyone stares at me, even Optimus who is drinking oil instead of coffee*"

"Dinner: I BIT THE INSIDE OF MY MOUTH! IT WILL NEVER HEAL! NOTHING WILL EVER BE RIGHT AGAIN! Next morning: Oh, OK."

"What do you call a mentally challenged lion? A leotard"

"Bill Gates named his company after his penis. Discuss"