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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when you're watching too much porn? Your MILF tells you so."

"What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore."

"What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe? Yo, duh."

"[me after 1 minute of jogging] this is good, this was a good decision [me after 3 minutes of jogging] life is suffering, there is no god"

"What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common? They both lose pounds really fast."

"*I look into abyss* *Abyss looks at me* *Abyss blinking message in Morse code* *I go off to learn Morse* *I return* ""Why do we park in a dri"

"Someone asked me how we usually view lesbians in this country. Apparently, ""usually in HD"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."

"Ms Piggy... http://imgur.com/BtVKY"

"JOB INTERVIEWER: Talk about a time when a big project of yours didn't work out as you hoped ME: Well I got two English degrees"

"What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!"