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Joke of the Day

"If breaking a mirror brings 7 years of bad luck, does breaking a lightbulb bring 7 years of bad ideas?"

"Thousands of married racists are waking up this morning and questioning the skin color of their spouse."

"What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist? A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill; each one had a quarter When they came down Jill had both, You think they went for water?"

"Donald Trump says he'll be more presidential from now on No Juan believes that!"

"""You must be out yo damn mind"" = your behavior is very unorthodox and very contradictory towards my wishes"

"People always demand to know who farted as if they'll decide how disgusted to be based on who's responsible."

"When a homosexual man becomes brain dead, is he a fruit or a vegetable?"

"Cops would catch more drunk drivers if they just stood outside with signs that say HONK IF YOU'RE WASTED!"

"What type of grain uses profanity? Vulgar Wheat"