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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push."
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"I just gave my cat a bath. Your move Satan."
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"""The Emperor is naked!"" cried a child Silence was the answer. There were only him and Emperor in the bedroom."
"The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor."
"How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid? Mini-mom wage."
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because It was eggshausted"
"""Masturbation"" is such a harsh word. I prefer ""Hand-to-gland combat""."
"Best part about my homeless girlfriend.... she lets me play with her sweet cans"