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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because It was eggshausted"

"What's the difference between a good joke and a woman? The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time."

"I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really did they accept him?"

"If I swollow A weener whole, will it come out the same way? I feel like it would be really good if that happened."

"Doc Says: I got bad news and worst news... The test show that you have alzheimer's and Cancer.. Patient: well at least I don't have Cancer..."

"The price of Helium is rising... Inflation sucks."

"Professor X can move objects with his mind If Professor X can move objects with his mind, why can't he make his legs move??"

"911: I'd like to report a Twief! 911: What? A Twurglar! 911: I don't follow You can't catch em like that. Hurry they're getting stars!"

"It's weird how opposites attract, like red wine & a new shirt"

"Single? Give your sexual partner a Valentine's Day treat by having a manicure."