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Joke of the Day
"Best part about my homeless girlfriend.... she lets me play with her sweet cans"
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"What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer? He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them."
"What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar? Log jam."
"Why do black people have white palms? There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black."
"It turns out if you cry at the DMV they'll let you take a second photo"
"What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist? ""I got a filling, woo-hoo!"""
"Sorry I said you looked like black Garfield in your Catwoman costume."
"I probably should've said, ""Congrats on your 4th child!"" instead of ""Halfway there, OctoMom""."
"After my grandfather's funeral... I scattered his remains all over my back garden. Which was horrible, because he hadn't been cremated."
"In a perfect world, the phrase ""axe body spray"" would only be used to refer to blood splatter patterns."