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Joke of the Day

"How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul"

"A guy asks his girlfriend make him feel awesome and sad at the same time Girlfriend: Out of all your friends you have the biggest penis"

"I had my work appraisal yesterday. The boss said, ""There is no I in team."" To which I replied, ""But there is a U in cu*t."""

"A woman just asked me what 'mansplaining' is. I think it's a trap. We've been staring at each other in silence for nearly an hour now."

"I sleep like a baby... With your mom's tit in my mouth."

"Finding out a gay guy has a crush on you is like finding 1,000,000 pesos. You'll think ""Well, I can't do much with this right now, but if I ever cross that line I'll be just fine"""

"I just couldn't stop watching the video about mechanically joining metal... It was riveting."

"Ever had sex while camping? ... ITS FUCKING INTENTS"

"What do you call a Female Clown? A Clunt."

"Sarah, i understand that you are a feminist... ...but you can't end your prayer with ""awomen"" instead of ""amen"" credits to an anonymous facebook post of which i was too lazy to read the name"