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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist!"

"Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard."

"I wanted to be a feminist for Halloween... ...but a fat suit is out of my budget."

"Who the hell came up with 'prolly' for probably?"

"What's the longest word in the world? Marriage. Because it's not just a word, it's a fuckin' sentence."

"What do they call Chipotle in Canada? Chipotl-eh"

"I got tired of smelling soggy tacos, so I quit working at Taco Bell. Also, the food smells like shit."

"I may not be perfect, but at least I'm not fake."

"Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim."

"If a man holds the car door open for a women, then you know that one of the two is new."