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Joke of the Day

"Why can't two Asians make a Caucasian? Because two wongs don't make a white."

"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says ""haha good one"" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap."

"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11, because it is another 1."

"George R.R. Martin finished Winds of Winter!"

"What do you get when you wear wool socks in a tortilla chip factory? Tostitos."

"Do you guys like presents? Here I am!"

"How does Mario talk to the dead? With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes."

"2 married mathematicians have fratenal twins They name the boy Adam, and the girl Subtractam"

"Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree? Suh Dude"

"There's 3 things I hate about r/jokes people who think they know the punchline and misleading titles."