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Joke of the Day
"Why do Scots wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
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"What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat? Nothing as they cannot breed with eachother"
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"Chuck Norris just says ""no"" to drugs. If he said ""yes"", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure."
"Did you hear about the Rabbi who showed up to the circumcision drunk? He got the sack."
"Most people browse on Google or Bing... But I browse on fleek"
"Me: Just a glass of water Scientist waiter: You mean a glass of... yourself? You see, the body is made up of ok ok sit down I'll bring it"
"What would I do?"
"I'm starting to think my wife is only having sex with me to improve her FitBit stats."
"Two fish are in a tank, what does one fish say to the other? How do you drive this thing?!"