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Joke of the Day

"Me: Just a glass of water Scientist waiter: You mean a glass of... yourself? You see, the body is made up of ok ok sit down I'll bring it"

"B2.... or not B2... That might be the number. --Shakespearean Bingo Caller"

"what happens when you pop a cherry? she starts crying"

"If Cadillacs are Jew-canoes, what are BMW M6's? Jew-boats."

"I really want to rent a hot air balloon. Or at least a moderately attractive air balloon with a great personality."

"I watched my neighbor get evicted the other day... ...It was a moving experience."

"If you ever see me on my death bed, please take me off my death bed & move me to my alive bed thx"

"The moments I'm not eating are somewhat torturous."

"9 months later story"

"If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec., what's the speed of darkness?"