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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris just says ""no"" to drugs. If he said ""yes"", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure."

"My gay friend told me this joke... But he couldn't keep a straight face"

"How many judges does it take to change a light bulb? Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it."

"BRAIN: it's 4am u up? ME: leave me alone B: who was our grade 5 teacher? M: stop B: why's our eye itchy? M: I'm ignoring u B: engage bladder"

"How a phone recall works. Samsung: Send us your exploding phone. Microsoft/Nokia: A software update will fix that. Apple: You are using it wrong."

"What kind of vegetable comes to all your parties? A turnup"

"Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers."

"What would be Jeopardy? If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first."

"What did the Soviet man have to say about the Nazis? U SS R the worst"

"There is no single shoe store near me... They all seem to sell them in pairs. ^^^sorry ^^^if ^^^not ^^^OC"