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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you? He might Pikachu."
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"Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets? For identification."
"Long-time lurker, first time poster and I had this really great gay joke I wanted to share with you guys Butt Fuck it."
"Did you hear about the 3 car pileup in Tijuana? 28 people died"
"I know a guy who used to have Leukaemia He's Luekae to be alive."
"Kardashian How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They just hold it up because the world revolves around them."
"""The top of my toliet seat is uncomfortable to sit on. I want it to feel like my living room floor"" - inventor of carpet toliet seat covers"
"If clinical depression was a sound, it would be two people trying to talk at the same time during a conference call."
"Why did the butcher die ? Because he chopped off the wrong sausage."
"Facebook account for sale, friends included."