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Joke of the Day
"Most people browse on Google or Bing... But I browse on fleek"
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"The other day I held the door open for a clown... It was a nice jester"
"did you know that the bible doesn't actually contain any references to hell? or heaven? or christ?? it just a bunch of names & phone numbers"
"My Jewish family banned beans, Ever since my grandfather died of uncontrollable gas."
"[Doctor's Office] Sir, it appears you have takes-everything-literally disease. ""Is it bad, doc?"" Yes, but bear in mind- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"never trust an atom they make up everything"
"""That'll be $147,382."" - The cab driver after taking Will Smith from Philadelphia to Bel Air."
"Don't even talk to me about how badass you are until you've seen how many ketchup packets i've stolen over the years"
"The opposite of aging gracefully is aging nancygracefully, where you literally morph into a horrible human being."
"Daaaaamn boy. Are you an Adobe update? Cause you keep showing up and I still don't want you."