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Joke of the Day
"Dating me is like a walk in the park - Jurassic Park."
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"*eye of the tiger starts to play as I trip & fall down the stairs"
"What's the difference between Santa and a jew? Santa goes down the chimney."
"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !"
"Crazy how people more successful than me are lucky and people less successful than me haven't worked as hard"
"I tried to eat a clock once... But it was very time consuming"
"Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself? (Wait for it...)"
"Why do dogs run in circles? Because it's harder to run in squares."
"9 out of 7 people can't do fractions"
"Donald Trump's Presidential Campaign"