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Joke of the Day
"Just heard a Mexican guy sneeze with an American accent. Whoa, just whoa"
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"Abraham: look here son, i got windows 98! Isaac: but dad, we don't have enough memory? Abraham:Have faith, God will provide the RAM."
"Trying to write a racist joke. But it is impossible since this huge nigger is looking at me and sees every word i wri...assfnj fasd"
"What's the difference between an old cat and a little kitten? An old cat will bite and scratch, but a little pussy never hurt anybody."
"Did you ever realize that almond milk lasts four times longer than regular milk? That's nuts, right?"
"A black guy and a Mexican are riding a car. Who's driving? The police"
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know y"
"My girlfriend from 65 years ago passed away.... Surprising because she was never one to go down first"
"""YOL9"" -cats"
"What doesn't kill you makes you vengeful."