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Joke of the Day
"When I was young, losing teeth would earn me money. Now I'm old, earning money will gain me teeth."
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"They should put a statue of me next to the Statue of Liberty so immigrants know the American Dream is hit or miss."
"I remember when the History Channel actually played MUSIC!"
"The barber asks Bernie Sanders ""what are you looking to get done today?"" ""Oh, just fuck up the top 1%."" ""Say no more..."""
"Me: Can I have a Batmobile? Santa: Be realistic. Me: Ok, pass my Masters & get a good job? Santa: I'll leave the Batmobile in the garage."
"On sunday remember to turn your clocks back an hour And on tuesday vote Trump to set our country back 60 years."
"What do you call a female dog with a PH level above 7? A basic bitch"
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic? Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog."
"When you see someone driving with their shirt off it makes you feel so stupid for driving with your shirt on."
"Did you hear the joke about the deaf idiot? Neither did he."