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Joke of the Day

"did you know there are people who hate jews who are not nazis? yeah, they.re called tenants."

"I posted ten puns hoping one of them would make it to the front page No pun in ten did"

"My TV makes me wonder what song Samsung."

"Following the leaking of nude photo's of Kim Kardashian, her personal assistant has been sacked for the delay."

"Im so glad I learned sign language its pretty handy"

"How do you even get a permit to build a city on rock and roll?"

"[bar trivia night] and remember no using your phones unless it's an emergency me: [five minutes later] hello 911? are butterflies insects?"

"I hate my dodgy household appliances... My hairdryer sucks and my vaccum blows."

"Ever since those 2 weeks in 2008 when no one noticed I was missing, I won't go into a corn maze without a machete."

"Held the door open for a japenese women today she said ""sank you"" I replied ""we blew you up"" She hit me with her walking stick... Apparently she meant thank you Edit: grammar mistake"