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Joke of the Day

"did you know there are people who hate jews who are not nazis? yeah, they.re called tenants."

"Why did an emo become an accountant? There's no cuts like tax cuts."

"I'm in the mood to multiply"

"What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building? Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building"

"People used to think George Washington was antisocial. But he just wasn't a party person."

"B OO P Top View, Front View, Side View"

"What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen? Linoleum Blown-apart."

"Why did the man with one butt cheek get fired? He did everything half-assed."

"My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books but he's only got his shelf to blame."

"I'd love the chance to relive my life, then I'd know exactly what people to kick in the crotch immediately upon meeting them."