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Joke of the Day
"What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!"
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"Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert? The only angle lacking in his life was secs."
"Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my lovers hair. It's a nice way to let them know my love and also that we're out of napkins."
"I don't know why people say building a wall doesn't work The chinese did it 2000 years ago and they still don't have any mexicans."
"I'm thinking about getting an arm tattooed on my snake."
"As I looked at the liposuction tube I realized it could be used to strangle someone... ...making it a weapon of mass reduction."
"What do you call a dog that can't hear? Doesn't matter much, does it?"
"How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production? They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure"
"What do you call a Native American girl that is really good with directions? A Navajo."
"Why is mild cheddar even a thing? Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market?"