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Joke of the Day
"What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song? ""Can't Touch This"""
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"What do you call a sad cancer patient? Chemo-sobby (kemosabe)"
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUNNNGGGGGG"
"A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party? Because he had to pick up the [pace!](http://imgur.com/21sH8sj)"
"A woman walks into a bar... turns out, it was actually a kitchen."
"Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickel. I'd prob'ly make more if I tickled his pickle."
"I think gallows humor is gaining popularity. Then again, I wouldn't know. I'm always out of the loop."
"""fine! leave me because I talk like I'm in a novel but you aren't taking the kids, he exclaimed"""
"Give a man a fish, and he'll ask for a lemon; teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Fridays."