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Joke of the Day
"What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song? ""Can't Touch This"""
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"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it."
"What's the opposite of pro? Con. So what's the opposite of progress?"
"Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa."
"Ever notice when you need to delete a phone app and you get the icons jiggling? They seem all panicky about who's getting cut from the team"
"Can Walmart be a feeling? I think that's how I feel today."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips."
"What do sea monsters like to eat? Fish and ships"
"Hey baby, are you a cloud server? Because I have something to upload from my hard drive."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? by having sex with her"