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Joke of the Day
"A woman walks into a bar... turns out, it was actually a kitchen."
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"CW: What's for lunch; smells good! Me: Well I made lasagna last night but lost a fingernail in it & haven't found it yet. CW: Me: *smirks*"
"When is my wife's favorite day to make love? Tomorrow"
"What did the number 1 say to (pi)? Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!"
"[gf falls asleep during a movie] ME: aw [i get a blanket] ME: *hitting her w/ the blanket* wake up ur missing the part with gollum's riddles"
"How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes? Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day."
"The last words of an electrician ""Yeah you can turn it on, it is proven."""
"What do you call a crushed angle? A RECTANGLE !"
"I got invited to my first HS party... ten years too late, fuck you all i'm not going to the reunion, get bent."
"I forget, on which side of my dinner plate am I supposed to set my phone?"