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Joke of the Day

"A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Symphony of puns i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music... Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!"

"Welcome to Wendy's, Where our credit card numbers are always fresh! Never frozen."

"Why was the dog shaking? He had Barkinson's"

"I recently bought some Koi from Malaysia... That's one flight that made it."

"Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance? Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty."

"Do you know why Americans think Canadians are so apologetic? It's because every time someone tells us they're American, we say ""oh, sorry."""

"I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl one one hand. It's zero, because I've never been to Chernobyl."

"I invented a new word. Plagiarism."

"Yeah, well, I didn't exactly want to be late for work today either but it's not like hot wings can shave themselves out of chest hair."