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Joke of the Day
"I was playing charades with a deaf guy Or as he called it, ""having a chat""."
Next Joke
"Anyone who says ""Let's all put our phones down and talk with each other,"" is just running out of battery and needs a charge."
"Sometimes when I can't sleep I stare into the darkness and think how uncomfortable it must be to have balls between your legs."
"My daughter wants a pony and my wife wants a new dishwasher, so I'm compromising and buying them a goat."
"Whenever someone dies they always tell me God called them home so that's why I'll never give Jesus my real phone number."
"Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's? cause they're always dropping beets"
"A newbie at work asked me if I knew where the coloured printer was. I said ""It's 2016, Jamal, you can use any printer you want"""
"My one night stand is pissed because I broke the other one."
"Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet? The orbituaries."
"Why did the cookie smoke weed? Because he wanted to get baked."