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Joke of the Day

"A newbie at work asked me if I knew where the coloured printer was. I said ""It's 2016, Jamal, you can use any printer you want"""

"If anyone can remember the jokes from Popsicle sticks, I'll be exposed for the fraud I am"

"I don't make the same mistake twice. I make it at least 5-6 times to be sure."

"The first rule of winter sex The one who has a running nose has to be under the other."

"Elephant in sneakers Why does an elephant wear sneakers? So that he can sneak up on mice!"

"Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery? He injured his spline!"

"When Scarlett Witch was at the Avengers HQ... you could say she needed...adult super Vision."

"I'm okay with selling fake ID's to minors because they're all organ donor cards."

"What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint."

"I just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."