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Joke of the Day
"Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet? The orbituaries."
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"Justin Bieber has grown a mustache. His transformation into a teenage mexican girl is now complete."
"What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley."
"Doc and Alcohol Me: So Doc what is my problem? Doc: I am not exactly sure of the cause .I think it could be due to Alcohol. Me: That's ok i will come back when you are sober."
"Ain't no party like a Neal Brennan party cuz Neal Brennan quietly resents you for making a mess."
"I'm so depressed, Radiohead is cheering me up."
"Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism."
"Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?"
"Motorcycles, more like donor cycles."