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Joke of the Day
"Why did the cookie smoke weed? Because he wanted to get baked."
Next Joke
"another candidate got the job i applyed for at Senate Office whomever you are, i hope your happy with that analist position you stole from me."
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down."
"Do they make a scale that says things like ""Those shorts probably weigh, what, like 15 pounds?"""
"Accidentally walked into the women's bathroom, went ahead and peed sitting down so it wouldn't be awkward for anyone."
"What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage."
"I'm gonna have an Avengers themed birthday party But don't tell anyone, I'm trying to keep it Loki."
"you'll know you're a grown-up when you keep fifteen unnecessary pillows on your bed"
"""Baby, I'm in the bedroom waiting for you"" Now I got your attention, let me show you a proper way to make the bed."
"What do you call it when a cat howls? It Meyowls"