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Joke of the Day
"What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh? At some point they turned into Mummys"
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"I hate when the cops throw me in the back of the squad car like they didn't hear me call shotgun."
"What is your best lawyer joke? I need some new material for the court house."
"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A Klondike"
"""There is superstitious....... writing on the wall..."" No Stevie, that's just the wood chip mate."
"Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him.."
"Which trigonometric fatio is obsessed with the pokemon Suicune? EuSINE"
"Mr. Belichick how do you feel about these accusations against your organization? Deflated."
"[Commercial for lawnmowers] [Exhausted looking guy stood in his garden] *Stabs a long sword into the grass* ""There has to be a better way"""
"I believe I can flyyy. I believe I can touch the skyyy. I believe I was mistaaaken. I believe I'm faaalling. I believe I'm gonna diiiie."