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Joke of the Day

"Mr. Belichick how do you feel about these accusations against your organization? Deflated."

"Last night, a two-seat, single engine plane crashed in a Polish cemetery. Polish authorities report that they have recovered five hundred bodies so far and believe thousands more may still be found."

"I could tell you a Chemistry joke .....but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction"

"What does Bill Clinton tell Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 45 min."

"How cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."

"Why did the funny kid in class have no friends? The rest of the students were scared of class clowns..."

"After eating four cans of alphabet soup I had a huge vowel movement. Ba-dum tss"

"have u ever tried to break a crush by looking at their Facebook like PLEASE post abt Mumford & sons or smth so I can be free from this curse"

"We can teach kids there's no ""i"" in team but it's way more important to teach them that there's no ""a"" in definitely."

"Whats the Difference Between Hitler and Stalin? Hitler Hit. Stalin Stalled."